I miss my mommy. She is on a cruise in the caribbean with her girlfriends and I am sure she is having a fabulous time. And I am only slightly jealous. Right now she is probably soaking in the sun on the deck reading a 500 page book drinking a Chocolate Banana. Or maybe she is at St. Thomas shopping for some fun jewelry for me. That might be okay.
But I just miss her phone calls to see what I am up to today or whether I will be stopping by this week or whether Charis needs a really cute purple dress from Goodwill. And now on Friday, instead of doing something fun with her I have to clean the house. That is really, really, really sad. She comes home on Sunday and I can't wait.
Maybe next time I should just go with her. Eryka, you can come too because your mom is there too. Then we could drink the Chocolate Bananas. Yeah, that would be good.
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What about me?? I miss her too! I'm her daughter! Does that mean I can come to?!?! She calls me when I am all stressed out at school! I miss mommy phone calls! And I'm legal now! I want a chocolate Banana!
Can I come too? I'll have a virgin Chocolate Banana...and if you're really nice, I'll wear a two piece and show off the bebe!
That'll be a sight for sore eyes...The three of us sipping on alcoholic drinks, one of us totaly knocked up......That'll be funny! But we'll have to wait until I am visibly preggers.
Ummm.. .I think it would be four! I was invited FIRST. :-) I've really needed my mommy this week too. She needs to tell me when my last tetanus shot was. I don't think I've had one since Elementary School. Besides. I deserve a carribean vacation more than anyone. My last one was more than three years ago!
I have NEVER had a carribean vacation! And while I am not currently missing on mommy phone calls (and her new favorite thing- text messages) I live very far away from my mommy and she doesn't buy Abigail purple dresses from Goodwill and I want to go too!
So, not to invite myself, but that would be 5!
I get to go to the Dominican Republic with my husband in 45 days. Course, girl time is always good too... But for the time being I think I'll choose husband time...
You can all come on my imaginary cruise to the Caribbean. Except for Kati because she has more important things and people to do.
How about at 2:00 we meet at the Lido deck for the limbo competition? Eryka, you pick up the drinks, remember Crys needs a virgin. Then tonight lets go see the comedian in the Explorers Lounge.
Oohh! Canwe go to the Starry Night Club on the upper deck after the comedian so we can dance the night away to "I'm Bringing Sexy Back"?
Okay, but I get to wear the smallest outfit I have to dance to "I'm bringing sexy back." It'll leave a lasting impression on the young men.
Oh, and before dancing, let's meet at 7:30, sundeck for the movie "Bugs Life." A little popcorn, a little movie under the stars... then get glammed up for the night. I'll be the scantly-clad preggers on the dance floor. My and belly will by boogying all night! (I can't spell for my life, I know this)
Um, I want to take part in the imaginary cruise planning... but I've never been on one, and I don't know how they work. So, this is what I will imaginary plan..
Let's make sure I keep the sunscreen on full-force!
Because that is what I'm sure I would be like in real life.
I'm boring.
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